Getty Image Ted Cruz can’t read the room, but when it comes to winter storms, he can’t win, either. Nearly two years ago, he made the mind-crushing decision to flee to sunny Cancun during a devastating ice storm while his constituents froze. His pet poodle even looked dejected to be left behind, and it remains …
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The Astros Fan Who Threw A Beer At Ted Cruz Insists He Just Wanted Him To Chug It
Getty Image The Houston Astros held their championship parade on Monday after taking down the Philadelphia Phillies in 6 games in the World Series to win their second title in the last six years. Among the participants in the parade was Ted Cruz, noted Houston native, despicable human being, and U.S. Senator, who got booed …
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Ted Cruz Was Relentlessly Booed And Had A Beer Thrown At Him At The Houston Astros Championship Parade (Which He Rode In, For Some Reason)
Getty Image Ted Cruz is on a getting booed tour of the United States. He was booed while attending a New York Yankees vs. Houston Astros game in the Bronx. He was booed while visiting The View (where he also got called a “climate-denying piece of sh*t” by an activist). And — most hilariously — …
Ted Cruz Is Ticked Off At Trump For Not Using His $100 Million War Chest To Help Republican Candidates
Verdict with Ted Cruz In a rare move, Republican Senator Ted Cruz has called out Donald Trump for not dipping into his millions to help out Republican candidates heading into the midterm elections. While opining on a senate race in Colorado where Republican challenger Joe O’Dea is looking to unseat Democratic incumbent Michael Bennett, Cruz …
Kacey Musgraves Called Out Ted Cruz At ACL Festival By Tinkering With The Lyrics To One Of Her Songs
Getty Image With so many artists bringing him up all the time, Ted Cruz must think he’s pretty cool. Oh wait… they’re actually never singing the Texas seantor’s praises and pretty much always criticizing him when he makes curious decisions like fleeing to Cancun in the midst of a massive power outage that’s affecting millions …
Ted Cruz, Who Is Apparently A Medical Expert Now, Proclaims That Chrissy Teigen’s Abortion Was Actually A Miscarriage
Getty Image If you want to hear one of the dumbest ideas ever uttered for stopping school shootings, Ted Cruz is your guy. If you’d like a lesson in being Donald Trump’s favorite doormat, Ted’s got you covered there, too. And if you’re looking for advice on what to order the next time you’re at …
Seth Meyers Can’t Get Over The Hypocrisy Of ‘Glutton For Humiliation’ Ted Cruz
Seth Meyers is sick and tired of “just how craven and ghoulish the modern GOP has become under Donald Trump.” Case in point: The current heat wave that’s happening in much of the western part of the country right now. While, in more logical times, Meyers notes that this should serve as yet “another wake-up …
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Jon Stewart Just Keeps Slamming Ted Cruz For Blocking The Veterans PACT Act, Saying His Excuses Are Just ‘Word Salad’
Getty Image For days, Jon Stewart has been railing on Republicans for blocking a veterans health bill they’d already passed in June. But he’s spent most of his time singling out one of them: Ted Cruz. The Texas senator has claimed, falsely, that the bill — alled the Honoring Our Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics …
Jon Stewart Mercilessly Debunked Ted Cruz After He Tried To Defend Helping Block A Veterans Health Bill
Apple TV+ Jon Stewart’s comedy tends to be rooted in righteous anger, but when it comes to bills concerning the health of veterans, he’s always been deadly serious. Right now, the former Daily Show host is up in arms over Republicans killing a bill that would provide necessary care to veterans who were exposed to …
Elmo (A Fuzzy Red Muppet) Got The COVID-19 Vaccine And Ted Cruz (A Human Senator) Freaked Out About It
Sesame Workshop Ted Cruz is freaking about Sesame Street again. The Texas senator went after Elmo, arguably once of the most beloved children’s TV characters of all time, for getting the COVID vaccine now that it’s available for children under 5 years old. Going all the way back to the ’70s, Sesame Street has long …
Seth Meyers Called Out Lying Ted Cruz For Blaming Texas’s Rising Energy Costs On Biden And The Green New Deal
Seth Meyers has had enough of Ted Cruz’s BS. Not that he’d expect any less from the Texas senator, mind you. But on Monday night, Meyers tore into Cruz for attempting to stir up drama where there absolutely is none. While the lamenting how “the endless bad faith and lying from the Republican party just …
Ted Cruz Confronted At Sushi Restaurant Over Uvalde Shooting
Hernandez said it was important for him to confront Cruz for the families suffering from the impact of gun violence. “And it’s not just Uvalde, it’s El Paso, it’s Santa Fe, it’s Texans, the things that have happened here,” Hernandez said, recalling the other mass shootings in the state. “It’s easy to talk. It’s easy …
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