Getty Image Rootin’ tootin’ Lauren Boebert is still waiting to find out whether she lost or won her reelection bid in Colorado’s third congressional district. It’s a red-leaning district by nature, but here we are. Boebert will probably squeak out a win against the relatively unknown Adam Frisch, but is it really good news for …
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‘DM me?’: Lauren Boebert’s election misfortune led a former baseball legend to shoot his shot
Rep. Lauren Boebert’s (Colo.) election performance has seemingly led a former baseball star to begin publicly thirsting at her. As election results indicated on Wednesday that the conspiratorial politician would likely fail to become a two-term congresswoman, Lenny Dykstra, a former professional centerfielder for the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies, attempted to get Boebert …
Lauren Boebert’s Neighbors Were In A Panic Over Her Rage-Filled Husband’s Desire To Fight: ‘It’s The Boeberts… They All Have Guns’
Getty Image Lauren Boebert can’t stop stirring the pot on social media, so it’s no surprise that she and her family keep the chaos going at home. Last week, we heard about how Boebert’s husband, Jayson (who has previously tangled with the law in an obscene way while Boebert blamed the woman on the receiving …
A 911 Call Reveals Lauren Boebert’s Neighbors Feared Her ‘Dumb As A Post…Jackass’ Husband Was ‘Probably Drunk’ And ‘Looking To Fight’ Someone After His Son Was Driving ‘Like 50 Miles An Hour’ In A Residential Area
Getty Image If you think it’s bad enough having Lauren Boebert in a position of power, imagine being her neighbor. Last week, word broke that the cops were called after one of her sons was driving around the neighborhood on a dune buggy, wreaking all manner of havoc. When residents called the authorities, Boebert’s husband …
Lauren Boebert’s Raging Husband’s Desire ‘To Fight With Everyone In The Neighborhood’ Reportedly Led To Cops Being Called By Their Neighbors
Getty Image Lauren Boebert’s a master at deflection, especially when it comes to crossing her at-home and legislative worlds. When Shooter’s Grill went down in flames, for example, she chattered about everything else, and in response to persistent talk of her husband exposing his bare crotch in a bowling alley, Boebert shifted the blame to …
Lauren Boebert’s Got A New Conspiracy Theory About Dogs, Venezuela, And Her Right To Assault Weapons
Getty Image Rootin’ tootin’ Lauren Boebert is making zero sense while arguing that Americans need their assault weapons, gosh dang it. In retrospect, this seems like a natural progression for a congressperson who began her term with a video of her strutting her stuff, declaring that she only weighs 100 pounds, and telling the world …
Say Goodbye To Lauren Boebert’s Rootin’ Tootin’ Restaurant Shooters Grill, Which Is No More After Failing To Secure A Lease
Getty Image Lauren Boebert’s a busy person. She’s not busy making laws. Instead she spends most of her time raising endless ruckuses: making dumb arguments, heckling Joe Biden while he’s talking about his dead son, and freaking out over bricks. It should then come as little surprise that her restaurant, the pro-gun Shooters Grill in …
Lauren Boebert’s Ex-Employees Are Airing Grievances Including Missing Paychecks While She Splurged On Breast Implants And Luxury Items
Getty Image Rootin’ tootin’ Lauren Boebert recently got busted for paying rent and utilities with her campaign funds. She’s also very quick to judge people who struggle with student loans, so it probably wouldn’t surprise you learn that she’s also (allegedly) hypocritical when it comes to running her own business and placing a priority on …
Lauren Boebert’s Falling All Over Herself For Attention From Elon Musk, Who’s Ignoring Her, And It’s So Awkward
Getty Image It’s fair to say that Elon Musk and Lauren Boebert are pretty obsessed with Twitter. After all, one doesn’t decide to plunk down $44 billion to own a social media platform, which one can use for free, without sheer fascination at work. Boebert, as well, spends an inordinate amount of time on Twitter, …
Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s Mean Tweet About Student Loans Sparked Some Swift Comeuppance
Getty Image There’s something to be said for how Lauren Boebert’s never afraid to make proclamations based upon subjects that she doesn’t understand at all. That something might not be good, but it is remarkable, and one need only witness her confused Russia-Ukraine tweet to realize that she doesn’t know much about international relations. The …
Lauren Boebert’s Triumphant ‘Taking Back What Is Ours’ Tweet About Elon Musk Has People Asking What The Heck She Means
Getty Image Rootin’ tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s one of the best at demonstrating her lack of in-depth history knowledge. On the global side of things, she recently fired off a doozy of a Russia-Ukraine tweet, and before that, she let everyone know that she’s not up to speed on the American Revolution (but she does love …
Lauren Boebert’s Take On Russia-Ukraine Is Only Letting People Know How Little She Knows About Russia
Getty Image Rootin’ tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s had quite a week. During Biden’s State Of The Union speech, she made a spectacle of herself while failing (with an assist from Marjorie Taylor Greene) to start a “build the wall” chant, and then she heckled Biden (and later tried to defend herself) while he discussed his son’s …