Let’s get to the point, shall we?
Well, alrighty then!
It’s time to enjoy some hilarious jokes that are short and sweet.
Feel free to use these to impress your friends.
Get started now!
“What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”
“I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!”
“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.”
“What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!””
“What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!”
“What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.”
“What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.”
“What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.”
“How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.”
“What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.”
“What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.”
“What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.”
“What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.”
“What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.”
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.”
“What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.”
“What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.”
“Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.”
“What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.”
“What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.”
“Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
Because it was cultured.”
“What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.”
“Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.”
“Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.”
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.”
“Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.”
“Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.”
“Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.”
“What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.”
“Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.”
Definitely stealing some of these!
Source: https://twistedsifter.com/2023/07/people-share-funny-jokes-that-are-short-and-to-the-point/