The listing is a rich tapestry of religion and internet-brained buzzwords. The seller, who says they are a private Catholic school student confirmed and baptized in a Roman Catholic church, promises to perform all penances kneeled at a “holy table.” They also tagged words like “bimbo core,” “bambi,” and “lolita” to attract people drawn to the aesthetics of youthful femininity.
“i thought this was an app to buy other people’s used sweatshirts,” one Twitter user wrote. “And absolution for your immortal soul,” the post’s original tweeter responded.
“There are at least two or three things that are cause for immediate excommunication here,” one critic wrote. Another called on Martin Luther to start a new Reformation. Others admired the hustle.
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kelseyweekman/catholic-confession-depop-listing
