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Don’t be a saur loser…these puns are dino-mite!

Dinosaur Puns

What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?

A saur loser.

Can you do it?

You bet Jurassican.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?


What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?

He dino-snores.

What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?


What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A tyranno-chorus.

What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?

A Toys-‘R-Us.

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent!

What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck!

What is the scariest type of dinosaur?

A Terror-dactyl.

Why are dinosaurs never overweight?

They’re surrounded by scales.

What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?


What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?

Tyrannosaurus ex.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?


What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?

Keep the climate change.

Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed?

The triceracops.

What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?

A scaredactyl.

What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?


What do they call dinosaur farts?

An exstinktion.

Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?


Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?

At the carnivore.

How did the triceratops speed up his computer?

He gave it a good RAM.

What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?

The mast-odon.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird.

What do you call a slutty brontosaurus?

A dino-whore.

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

I dino what to tell ya.

Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not?

I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill.

You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.

Nothing will tricera-top this pun.

TC mark

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