Don’t be a saur loser…these puns are dino-mite!
What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?
A saur loser.
Can you do it?
You bet Jurassican.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?
What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
Why are dinosaurs never overweight?
They’re surrounded by scales.
What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?
What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?
What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
Keep the climate change.
Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed?
What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?
What do they call dinosaur farts?
Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?
Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
At the carnivore.
How did the triceratops speed up his computer?
He gave it a good RAM.
What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
What do you call a slutty brontosaurus?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
I dino what to tell ya.
Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not?
I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill.
You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.
Nothing will tricera-top this pun.