You’ve been waiting for this moment, waiting to be a hero, for a long time. You’ve spent hours dreaming of the day when you’ll get to help an elderly person cross the street, help a kid learn to tie his shoes, or, heck, even save a dog from running into traffic.
Well, guess what? Today is your day. A neighbor accidentally lets go of her dog’s leash while she’s parking and the dog sprints away. No! Rover has no idea what this harsh, cruel world has in store for him. Thankfully, you’re wearing J.Crew Tech Shorts so squirt guns and sunshine don’t stand a chance.
Their performance stretch fabric, UPF 50+ sun protection, and incomparable water resistance help you dodge all the obstacles that lie in your path with ease. Their versatile tailored style helps you look good while doing it. So get out there and be a hero, because you’re active(ish).
Source : https://www.funnyordie.com/2019/3/27/18284696/jcrew-everyday-hero-tech-shorts