I was annoyed because I know I told my husband something that he swears I never said, and then my son jumped in and said, “Yeah, Daddy, Mommy did say that.” And just like that, I now have a favorite child.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 12, 2023
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-parents-july-9-23