It has come to my attention that some of you don’t know my English teacher in high school was my own father, on the first day of classes he said “I want you all to know I’m only sleeping with one (1) of your mothers” this is my villain origin story
— M. K. Lobb – updates (@mk_lobb) November 28, 2021
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/27-hilariously-weird-dads