My friend, if you just had yourself an absolutely awful month where nothing seemed to go your way, just remember…
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The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:
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The person who might just want to turn on the heat:
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The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:
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The person who learned one of life’s most important lessons the hard way:
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The person who is going to see white paint in their nightmares for the rest of their life:
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The person who’s driving a brand new Beans-san Altima:
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The person who swears there’s a pie in there somewhere:
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The person whose pizza went absolutely nuclear on them:
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The person who will be forever trapped on their roof:
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The person who got the Michael Scott special at their hotel:
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The poor, poor soul who has but one single bean to their name:
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The person whose neighbors never let the party die:
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The person who apparently cooked their dang sweet potato in the fires of Mount Doom:
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The person who screwed up dessert in a profoundly chaotic way:
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The person whose dress choice will have everyone absolutely buzzing with excitement:
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The person who paid buco dolores to always be reminded of their bad haircut:
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The person whose package looks like it’s about to be the second person killed in a horror movie:
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The person whose lamp is giving them angina:
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The person who is going to be very upset when they land:
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The person whose bananas went skydiving:
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The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:
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The person who lost the cookie lottery:
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The person whose gums I am currently praying for:
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The person who had this absolutely classic blunder we’ve all experienced happen to them:
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The person whose hands quite possibly might be allergic to cold:
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The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:
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The person whose glasses are absolutely cooked:
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The person who found a lil’ friend in their completely eaten salad:
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The person who will never be comfortable pumpin’ ever again:
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The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:
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The person whose protein shake erupted with absolutely incredible force:
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The person who’s going to have to go on a dang expedition to get their package back:
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The person whose corn dogs are more burned than that which resides in Hades itself, folks:
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This poor, gastrointestinally distressed soul:
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The person whose big moment was a pyrrhic victory akin to that of the dang Battle of Asculum:
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The person who learned how to create a whole buncha goop in a short time:
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The person whose cake would’ve been a smash hit two years ago:
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The person who committed the cardinal sin of quilt knitting:
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The person who just so happened to buy the world’s strongest melon:
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The person who got hot seats in the American Express Jail Lounge:
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The person who got the deal of a lifetime:
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The person who created an entirely new ecosystem in their fridge in a week:
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The person whose bottom I am currently saying a prayer for:
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The person who found a pipeline to the old Eagle Butte Mine at the bottom of their coffee:
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The person whose laptop looks like it got spiked by Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor! Seriously, folks!
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The person who will never, ever be able to look at balloons in the same way:
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The person who will never get that hour of their life back:
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The person whose stairs look like a dang Jackson Pollock painting:
And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/tough-month-december