99 Tweets I Will Never Forget, They’re That Good

In a group chat for an upcoming bachelorette & this girl I don’t know goes “Erica, you follow (insert name)?
How do you know him?” I was like “omg I slept w him years ago lol”. Turns out it’s her husband & he told her that he’s only ever slept w her 😩about to be a longgg weekend

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahmarder/best-funny-tweets-ever