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Me: You’re getting so tall!
Child: I don’t really like that because it means I’m getting older and when you’re older you’re closer to dying.
Me: …Oh.
Child: Sorry, I won’t talk about that. It might scare you.
Me:
Child: Because you’re already so old and close to dying.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) January 27, 2024
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-parents-january-2024
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