Maybe it was you. Maybe it was a friend of yours. Maybe it was a friend of a friend of a friend with a four foot bong. The fact is, every single person on Earth knows someone who, between the ages of 18 and 25, lived in an apartment with…
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A coffee table that is absolutely filled to the brim with random trash:
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Complete with crusty ol’ weed from an undetermined amount of time ago…
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…a burned-out ocean-themed scented candle that doubles as an ashtray…
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… an old Domino’s box from AT LEAST two weekends ago:
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And, of course, at least one random video game controller standing alone in the midst of the chaos:
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A living room with a couch that looks like it’s had a lifetime supply of asses sit on it…
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…generally with some dude who doesn’t live there crashing on it at like 2 PM:
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Next to that is one singular “good chair” that seemed to be the sole domain of one dude:
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And a patio chair that’s secretly the best seat in the house:
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The decorations must be either a random flag hung on the wall…
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…or a bunch of old beer cases delicately secured to the wall with electrical tape:
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There’s always a copious amount of empty liquor bottles on top of the kitchen cabinets…
…next to several jugs of protein powder that no one can reach without climbing on the counter:
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The fridge needs to have basically nothing in it except for some beer and an expired pack of chicken:
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And a gallon of milk with exactly THIS much left shoved way into the back:
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The kitchen also has to have a sink piled full of “somebody else’s” dishes:
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A full roll of paper towels directly next to an empty roll:
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And a garbage can that looks like the world’s stickiest game of Jenga:
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Inside the bathroom there’s always a toilet paper roll with either a mere sliver of TP left…
…or a full roll nestled on top of an older roll:
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The bathroom sink should also be completely filled hairs of undetermined origin:
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And the bathtub must have a very similar hairy vibe:
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No bathroom is complete without a razor in the shower that no one has used in months and is quickly becoming a tetanus hazard:
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A bottle of 3-in-1 shampoo-conditioner-mouthwash that’s been half full since freshman year:
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And, of course, a bar of soap with one single pube on it:
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Finally, under no circumstances can there be any hand towels in the bathroom. You have to use a damp, musty shower towel to dry your hands:
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Every bedroom has a mattress pushed into the corner with absolutely no bed frame:
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A bed sheet taped to the wall in lieu of a curtain:
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And blinds that are out here fighting for their LIFE:
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Lastly, no early 20-something’s apartment is complete without a smoke detector that either is unplugged or has been beeping for weeks:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/essential-things-for-a-mans-apartment
