For the most part, they really don’t make kitchen tools like they used to. But most importantly, and as evidenced by the following list, they actually just…straight-up don’t make most of them anymore. I combed through the always-fascinating r/vintagekitchentoys subreddit to find the most mind-boggling kitchen tools from days of yore, and I’ve gotta admit, I’d do anything to own a handful of these. Here are the coolest of the bunch:
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The original cookie gun and pastry decorator, which allowed people to effortlessly pipe out cookie and frosting shapes.
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The DrinkMaster, which…basically just mixed drinks.
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This — believe it or not — is a toaster. And I wish they still made them like this.
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Back when times were simpler, lots of people had a real need for an egg-grader, which weighed each individual egg in a cute little cup and categorized its size appropriately.
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Food processors looked a lot cooler way back when.
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And before we had electric hand mixers, we had actual hand mixers that you had to, you know, spin by hand.
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And speaking of mixers, this one has three beaters. I do not know why, but I very much appreciate the added power.
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This white and blue porcelain thingamabob adorning a wall is actually a coffee grinder — complete with a metal crank — and I need one ASAP.
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And for all that coffee: a vintage Sunbeam coffee maker.
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On the subject of things that used to be wall-mounted: can openers. TBH, Sears really changed the game with this one.
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My tiny, digital kitchen scale could NEVER compete with this behemoth old-school manual scale.
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The 1965 Mince-O-Matic, not to be confused with the Dice-O-Matic or the Veg-O-Matic, was basically a glorified juicer.
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This exhaustive metal, manual grocery list is legitimate proof that times were indeed simpler in the olden days.
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Behold: a nut grinder.
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This, too, is a nut grinder.
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And you probably guessed it…but this is yet another nut grinder. Evidently, people loved nuts in the ’60s.
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Take me back to the era when ovens came with built-in baking cheat sheets, complete with temperatures and time recommendations for just about anything you’d bake.
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I tried really hard to figure out exactly what this was called, so I can only discern that people referred to it as a “fruit masher,” and it was normally used for making jam.
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50% terrifying, 50% iconic, and 100% just a once-popular vessel for fresh cream.
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This 60-year-old egg poacher…
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I realize that juicers still exist…but they do NOT look like this anymore.
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Nowadays, we have big, stainless steel exhaust hoods in most kitchens. In the ’50s, they had these.
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The “Foley Fork” was actually a pretty common kitchen utensil once upon a time. Fun fact: Julia Child loved it for making mashed potatoes.
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The Cook ‘N’ Stir blender did just that. It cooked liquid foods (like soup), stirred them, and was also a literal blender.
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And last but very much not least: a microwave so old that it’s impossible to date.
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/rossyoder/vintage-kitchen-gadgets-roundup
