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“My high school boyfriend of two years broke up with me by putting a note in my shoe for me to find. Context: I was in marching band all four years of high school. It was a tradition every year before semi-state and state that we would dress up really fancy for school the Friday before the competition. So, there I was the day before semi-state, all dressed up and walking to the band hallway after school to change for practice. I had a lot to carry, and like the previous years, he helped me out by carrying my tennis shoes. When I went to put on my tennis shoes, I found a breakup note that he had put inside one of them. Being a calm and collected 17-year-old, I dipped out on band practice and set up a hammock in the middle of my house, and swung there ’til my parents dragged me to a gun range that night.
“The next guy was a year behind me in school, and while I was away for the military, he asked if he could go to a dance with a girl. I was like, ‘Of course, enjoy your high school experience,’ and he said: ‘Well, what if she comes back to my place and ‘stuff’ happens.’ So, I told him he should find out because we weren’t dating anymore. Then, I made it very clear I was breaking up with him over PLANNED CHEATING. Not all bad, though. My friend group had plans to get ice cream that day, and everyone bailed except the boy I married six months later. Seven years down the road, we are happily married 26-year-olds with six fur babies! <3”
—anonymous
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mychalthompson/worst-breakup-stories
