We want to give you a heads-up that you’re about to fall in love…
With a bunch of tweets, that is!
So what do you say we dive in and get our laughter fix for the day?
Get started now!
And look SAD.
*my mom telling the doctor how i feel*
me: pic.twitter.com/YI4hMtRYnj
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) November 26, 2022
Who will win this epic duel…?
This is my England vs. USA pic.twitter.com/2IuFvRFlHC
— Joe Gunn (@joegunn) November 25, 2022
How rude!
Ran into your mom at the aquarium pic.twitter.com/L76dW8UQnX
— Esmarelda Fitzmonster (@corihealey) November 25, 2022
Read it over again…
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) November 27, 2022
A terrible idea!
I just need you to see the stairs in an apartment I viewed. Am I a mountain goat? pic.twitter.com/qazdB31z9I
— Ez (@ezzzzzzx) November 25, 2022
Congratulations!
look at this special order i just had to make at work pic.twitter.com/3GDeklgGHc
— greenville, sc tap water fan account (@absinthefather) March 13, 2022
Ever again!
when someone pronounces “mature” as “matour” pic.twitter.com/p4oOzF9gPW
— kar🥂 (@krsklgn) February 24, 2022
That’s when you reevaluate your whole life.
the male version of cutting your bangs in a moment of crisis is doing like 22 push-ups in your childhood bedroom
— donald boat (@laserboat999) March 8, 2022
Maybe you should try it…
I never adjust the oven clock. I think it’s important to hear both sides
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 13, 2022
The first person to ever pull this off!
I have my therapist HOOKED. Time was up and he said he really wanted to hear more 😂😭😭
— Luke Elliott (@LukeElliottS) March 11, 2022
If you say so!
I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it
— alien skier (@clichedout) March 5, 2022
Sounds like a blast!
went to my first meat raffle tonight and left with over 10lbs of chicken tenders pic.twitter.com/I5narLDhkQ
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) March 5, 2022
Just sayin’…
I miss being a hater. Now I’ll hear a song at CVS and be like “omgg who is this, so fun!”
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) March 3, 2022
Source: https://twistedsifter.com/2022/12/13-tweets-that-will-make-you-laugh-our-loud/
