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“When I was student teaching, I was late because there were a bunch of chickens in the middle of the road. They wouldn’t move at all. This is in the middle of a city of 200,000 people. Freaking chickens.”
“I finally get to school and profusely apologize to my mentor teacher and I told her why I was late thinking it sounded ridiculous. She said, ‘Yeah, those chickens are fucking assholes. They surrounded my car in the McDonald’s parking lot last year. Don’t worry about it.”
–u/Makenshine
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres/wild-excuses-for-being-late-that-were-true
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