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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you somehow can’t see just how out of everything the store truly is:
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Or when you think they can pinpoint the exact moment they ran out of chicken tikka masala:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you remember your bags at the VERY last second:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t want your bag to be heavy despite buying 19 packs of seltzer and three bottles of olive oil:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you pretend that the back of a salad dressing bottle is absolutely captivating you instead of helping to bag:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t remove that card:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you try to forcibly enter the bathroom:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you just stand there staring off into the distance while checking out:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you put your trash all over the store…
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…or leave it in a cart:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you sneak up on them like some sort of grocery store ghoul:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you ignore the obvious signs that yes, the register is open:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you stand a little too close:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you can’t even begin to describe the extremely specific thing you’re looking for:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you give yourself a little in-store taste test:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you completely ignore their patented small talk:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you make them wait while you dig out your ol’ stinky bag:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you throw currency at them:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you make that dumb, dumb joke:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you think they aren’t a pro at this whole bagging thing:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you miss what’s right in front of you:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you leave your cart in your parking spot like a barbarian:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you hand them your wet, slimy bags to put food in:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate when you can’t follow card directions:
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And Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t take the time to read:
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Trader Joe’s employees love when you don’t give them your whole life story when answering a question:
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Trader Joe’s employees love when you lend a helping hand bagging your groceries:
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Trader Joe’s employees love when you know how gift cards work:
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And Trader Joe’s employees love when you recognize how annoying some customers can be:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/trader-joes-dos-and-do-nots