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@fionascigarette – Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
– two shakes of a lamb’s tale
– be there in a jiff
– livin’ the dream
– Midwestern goodbye – slaps knees and says “welp.”
– Answering the phone with “yellow?”
– you’re a hoot!
– it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity
– for cryin’ out loud
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/white-people-vernacular-examples
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