1.
The person who spent a ton of money on this… uhhh… terrifying mask:
2.
The person whose concert tickets are basically in another state:
3.
The person who bought a $120 iPhone and got…this:
4.
The person who unfortunately will NOT be turning up tonight:
5.
The person who paid handsomely for the world’s tiniest burrito:
6.
The person who ain’t flyin’ anywhere with these miniature wings:
7.
The person who paid, according to my calculations, about 40 cents a chip:
8.
The person who went to the world’s scariest haunted house:
9.
The person who goes to the University of Awful Burgers:
10.
The person who got the best seat in the house for their flight:
11.
The person who got approximately one centimeter of food:
12.
The person who paid a premium for probably the most authentic Italian pizza around:
13.
The person who got metaphorically slapped in the face by the rice krispy treat they paid extra for:
14.
The person who is really, really gonna enjoy that one corner of their blueberry (singular) muffin:
15.
The person who must have accidentally ordered from the horse menu:
16.
The person whose dollar to tender ratio is ALL WRONG:
17.
The person who just received the world’s worst fruit cup:
18.
The person who paid extra for approximately 14 pieces of cheese:
19.
The person whose pizza was cut at approximately a 22 degree angle
20.
The person who paid a bunch for a big wet mess:
21.
The person who ordered a Caesar salad and got a bountiful harvest for their rabbit:
22.
The person whose pasta salad consists of approximately 14 pieces of pasta:
23.
The person who paid $15 for what I will affectionately call the “Diarrhea Special”:
24.
The person who got a nice tray of whatever fell underneath the grill:
25.
The person who, despite their questionable taste, got the bare minimum in pineapple:
26.
The person who must have angered the avocado gods:
27.
The person who paid half their rent for a big salty potato:
28.
The person who, lord almighty maker of heaven and Earth of all that is seen and unseen, got these f’d up lookin’ nachos:
29.
The person who got their hockey puck cooked juuuust right:
30.
The person whose blueberries they paid extra for are practically screaming for help:
31.
The person who was betrayed by the mozzarella sticks they loved the most:
32.
The person who coulda just stayed home and had this meal:
33.
And the person who’s straight up wipin’ with toilet paper for ghosts. For ghosts, folks! SERIOUSLY!
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/paying-money-for-ripoffs