Olympic Snowboarder Gets Nervous Poops Before Dropping Into The Half-Pipe

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Olympians: They’re just like us!

This is Maddie Mastro, a US Olympic Snowboarder and someone you should *definitely* be following on TikTok if you’re not already.


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She’s also a normal person. A relatable, honest, normal person………..who gets Nervous Poops™.

Specifically, when she’s about to drop into the Beijing 2022 half-pipe — at least, that’s what she joked about in this TikTok.

In the video, Maddie shows us the view from the top of the Olympic half-pipe, and TBH, it’s MUCH STEEPER THAN I EXPECTED……???!?!?!?!

Our #relatablequeen then validates us ✨anxiety-prone IBS girlies✨ by normalizing the sudden and all-consuming urge to drop a doink at the very first second we experience fear and/or dread.

And yeah, she says it via a voiceover effect, but its message rings true.

‘Cause like, I’m honestly in the early stages of backdoor crowning just looking at this screenshot.

It’s that same feeling of when you walk into a Starbucks, smell all the coffee, and your h*le just instinctively puckers? Yeah, that.

But yeah, I have to commend Maddie for bringing this deeply stigmatized conversation to the forefront. It’s 2022, people. Nervous poops are REAL and even Olympians aren’t immune.

And more so, I’m just so impressed that Maddie — and all other Olympic Snowboarders, for that matter — is brave enough to even go down the half-pipe, never mind doing so without soiling those Volcom-sponsored Beijing 2022 snow pants.


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Maddie Mastro: A true American hero and truth-sayer.


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Thank you for speaking up and living your truth, Maddie. You are an inspiration, and you are most definitely not alone. 😌💕 #NormalizeNervousPoops2022

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/olympic-snowboarder-nervous-poops-tiktok-maddie-mastro

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