I know some might say that an 80-minute Love Is Blind finale was a lot. That an hourlong reunion special borders on overkill! But those people are not me. Make it three hours long, for all I care! I crave the content, Daddy Netflix! What the hell am I supposed to do with my time now, huh?
Well, there is one more thing to do before we bid adieu to this season — and that’s look back at the most unhinged moments from the Love Is Blind Season 3 reunion:
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First, Bartise showed up sporting a man bun and an eyebrow slit.
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Both of the married couples have stayed together.
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Brennon called out Cole for saying that Zanab’s assertion that he didn’t apologize to her post–pool party was “insane.”
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Raven and SK are still together.
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The women assured us that everything was fine amid the Bartise-Cole tomfoolery.
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Nancy thanked Bartise for his “brutal honesty” in his comments about Raven in bed.
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SK confessed that he didn’t know what Pilates were.
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Matt revealed that he and Colleen do not live together.
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Nick Lachey made a gross comment about second marriages.
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The Lacheys announced that Andrew was invited to the reunion but chose not to attend.
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Raven said that she and SK got physical after their wedding.
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Bartise described how he watched the show wishing he’d said yes.
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Nancy confirmed that she and Bartise had not gone out since the show, and explained her family’s impassioned response the day of the wedding.
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Bartise hooked up with a “tall blonde” shortly after the wedding.
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Cole said that Zanab was edited to look more “naggy.”
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Zanab claimed that Cole tried to kiss a girl and got her number at his bachelor afterparty.
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Zanab said that she stopped eating over Cole’s comments about her body that were not in the final cut of the show.
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Cole attempted to justify the “bipolar” comment to Zanab.
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Zanab stressed that her friends did not clap at her wedding because her altar statement was “premeditated.”
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Alexa said that she struggled to verbally express her feelings toward Brennon throughout the show.
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Nick recalled how his opening line to Vanessa was asking if she wanted to be in his music video.
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Alexa said that she almost went home in the pods because she missed her family, but Brennon convinced her to stay.
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Cole said that he regretted going on the show.
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Finally, the producers aired the oranges incident.
Alright, now let’s go fight in the comments until another reunion series is thrust upon us.
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/love-is-blind-season-3-reunion-recap
