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Ron Swanson of the Pawnee Parks Department is a simple man.
He likes pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast foods, and he hates the government. He’s also not a very big fan of metaphors, froo-froo symbolism, or passing along anything that isn’t survival skills or tips on how to build the perfect chair. Which is unfortunate for him, because whether he likes it or not, he bestowed a whole lot of wisdom upon us about a whole lot of stuff.
Like the truth about skim milk
The ideal party
Bacon preparedness
How birthdays are a scam
The proper way to dress
The harsh reality of jokes
How to think outside the box
The mentality we should all have about eating
Being honest about the level of children’s skills, which is not great
Drinking etiquette
And, of course, how to attack anything and everything you do in life.
Source : https://www.funnyordie.com/2019/8/22/20829106/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-quotes-gifs
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