It’s an age-old tale of sadness and despair: finding out your SO is a lying piece of trash deserving of the kind of revenge that will simultaneously amuse you and push buttons only someone who knows you intimately will know how to find.
If you’re going through it right now, I’m sorry. It might feel for the next few weeks like you’re carrying the weight of the world, but know that many people have been through similar breakups and have handled them with the perfect amounts of humor, grace, and pettiness.
In fact, these 11 women came together to share the most spiteful things they’ve done after a breakup, and you should honestly take notes (or just highlight and screengrab a bunch) because these are straight-up inspirational.
Read on for 11 stories of the most mic-drop ways to cope with being single again.
1
It’s not the worst time to remind him of his daddy issues.
2
Get someone else that thing he’d been pining for.
3
Or better yet, buy it for yourself.
4
Identify something he loves and make that completely unattainable.
5
Pet custody? No problem.
6
Take the “wrong number” approach to the next level.
7
Make him sweat. No, make him PANIC.
8
The devil really is in the details.
9
Let the junk mail begin.
Source : https://www.distractify.com/relationships/2018/11/26/zpDFdkc/petty-breakup-revenge