If you’re old enough to be reading the internet, you’ve definitely told a regrettable lie before. Maybe it was back in high school when you said you were going to some movie to get your parents off your back, but were actually hanging out with friends. Or maybe you just casually mentioned something in passing to impress a significant other, but now it’s five years later and they’re still bugging you to serenade them with your concert-level clarinet skills.
Whatever your white lie is or was, it’s probably hilarious if you’ve managed to keep it going for this long. At least it is to me and to the internet. To prove it to you, we’ve collected some hilarious stories of people who went to great lengths to keep up their inconsequential lies.
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At least this shows how much he cares.
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Brandon sounds like an amazing person.
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He probably played “Chopsticks” on repeat.
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Why deal with Sally May when you can just not and say you did?
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Of course, they could have practiced the weather — but what would be the fun in that?
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You can get away with a lot if you act like you’re entitled to it.
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In my school, you’d have been better off saying you didn’t.
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Nearly 40 and the parents still don’t know.
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I’d love to follow this guy around for a few days.
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Oh, she’s 21 in do— I mean, daughter… years…?
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I can personally never remember whether people do or don’t wear glasses.
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Parental statutes of limitations are a real thing!
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Honestly, who even *is* the bassist for the Goo Goo Dolls?
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He should say it was a phase.
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Oof, no one could have predicted how this would go down.
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I mean, just LOOK AT THEM.
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I don’t know, every German person I know speaks better English than me.
Source : https://undefined/humor/2018/10/03/Z1zzoHc/white-lies