Doomed Wedding Stories Where the Relationship Did Not End Well

Khalamar attended a wedding where instead of saying, “I do,” the groom said, “Eh… I guess…” Ouch and a half! This marriage didn’t last two years. 

Sometimes, the groom goes through with the wedding but immediately regrets it. That’s what happened at BagelsAreStaleDonuts‘ cousin’s wedding. After the ceremony, the cousin’s new husband “just sat down in the honeymooon suite, put his face in his hands, and said something along the lines of, ‘I made a mistake.'” What is this, an episode of Arrested Development?! The couple stayed together for five years, “had two kids, and a very angry divorce.”