Best Florida Headlines of 2018

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When it comes to weird news, out of all the states in the U-S-of-A, no one comes close to Florida. A lot of it has to do with the Government in the Sunshine Act, which makes all of the government’s doings open to the public. This means journalists have plenty source material to pull from whenever they need a story.

So it’s not that Florida has a larger assortment of weirdos than other states, per se, it’s just that their weirdos tend to get way more press. That being said, it doesn’t change the fact that there was a lot of weird stuff happening in the Sunshine State in the last 12 months. Here are some of the top Florida headlines from 2018.

1

Woman Named Crystal Methvin Arrested for Possession of Crystal Meth

2

Man Tries Buying Hot Dogs With Marijuana

3

Florida Candidate Says Alien Abduction Doesn’t Define Her

4

Cookie Monster Smuggles Drugs

5

Security Officer Fired After Posting Fart Selfies to Instagram

6

Man Loses Pet Monkey After Being Arrested for Driving a Stolen Car

7

Spider Monkey Attacks Home Depot Employee After Escaping From Owner’s Car

8

Man Defecates in Jewelry Store Lot

9

Lake Worth Accidentally Warns Residents about Zombie Attack

10

Police Attempt Unlocking Cellphone Using Dead Man’s Finger at His Funeral

11

Woman Blames Wind for Cocaine Police Found in Her Purse

12

Anonymous Samaritan donates Grenade Launcher to Goodwill

13

Suspect Captured After Stopping to Check Out the Solar Eclipse

14

Police Arrest Man for Climbing on Top of Playground Structure and Telling Children Where Babies Come From

15

Men Use Spaghetti Sauce to Try to Start Fire After Burglary, Deputies Say

16

Frozen Iguanas Fall From the Sky

17

73-Year-Old Sugar Daddy Seeking Applicants Gets Banned From Beach

18

Florida Man Worried About Vampires Burns Down His House, Police Say

19

Florida Man Steals Walmart Motorized Cart, Drives to Tavern

20

Florida Man Dumps 70 Gallons of Human Waste on the Road

21

Florida Man Arrested for Practicing Fake Dentistry in Bus, Aka His “Mobile Office”

22

Naked Florida Man Starts House Fire While Smoking Pot, Drinking and Baking Cookies on George Foreman Grill

Source : https://www.distractify.com/news/2018/12/27/O8lN8Tl/best-florida-headlines-2018

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