25 People Reveal the Best Comeback Jokes They Ever Encountered IRL

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There are fewer things sweeter than nailing a good comeback in the moment. We’ve all experienced the “spirit of the staircase’ before: when you walk away from a situation and are either already down the street, on the way home, or laying down for the night when that perfect thing to say pops into your head.

That’s why it’s probably best to stay on your toes by trying out your best comeback jokes on your friend. Call it research or whatever you’d like, but this excellent AskReddit thread has a dope assortment of reactions and stories of epic return-fire quips that’ll inspire your inner Winston Churchill.

1

The belt.

2

Where did you go to medical school?

3

Nair.

4

I know where you live.

5

Oh they brought Mamas into this.

6

Sister with the killshot.

7

Thanksgiving ownage.

8

Mess with the bull…

9

Middle School wit.

10

I hope everyone who heard it clapped.

11

Coffee spiller.

12

Football schmootball.

13

Drill Sergeant liked that.

14

It takes a strong person.

15

Wide Shadow.

16

The Moms, again!

17

At least they were a good sport about it.

18

Don’t ask “where the women at.”

19

“I don’t think about you.”

20

You did IT again!

21

Shiny forehead.

22

Chicken wings.

23

If you can’t take it then don’t dish it out.

24

They’re sticking to it.

25

Jerk playing the sympathy card.

26

Simple but effective.

Source : https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/11/07/Z1sRGtC/25-good-comeback-jokes

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