Stuntmen. Race car drivers. Snowboarders. Skateboarders who regularly mash face against pavement and have more fake teeth than you have unwatched shows on Netflix you just can’t commit to because you’re streaming Friends for the millionth time.
These are all common extreme sports that we’re familiar with and watch for a few minutes when we’re at the gym because ESPN’s playing in the background. But what about the daily extreme sports we engage in all the time? Don’t they deserve to be mentioned?
Thanks to the insightful minds in this AskReddit thread, there’s plenty to get you nodding your head in agreement while dabbing some sweat off your forehead.
Lecturing without PowerPoint.
Pretending you know how to do more than save a document.
Only the bravest shower like this.
Delaying the inevitable.
Every actor’s nightmare.
So extreme it needs to be mentioned twice…
“Sorry I’m running late.”
Just for a second…
Oh no no no no no!
Just put the damn file up on Blackboard.
I run for no train.
Learn those keyboard shortcuts.
I’ll just put it on 2x speed.
“I got this.”
“In this chapter, Ellison’s titular character feels particularly…uhh…invisible…”
Only the brave.
“As you can see here…”
Bonus points if you know you’re reaching a tunnel that cuts service.
College is wack anyway.
Wait, this is actually an extreme sport.
“And you know what else!…Oh…ok.”
All parents know the struggle.
This is why folding laundry on Sunday night is so important.
“Officer, you understand.”