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I can’t remember the last time I bought a pen. I mean, there are perfectly good ballpoints rolling around every time you have to pay for food at a restaurant, or check in to a hotel, or go anywhere, really. And if it writes finely enough (I’m a .3 to .5 girl) in black (keep your blue pens), I’ll probably check my periphery and slip it in my purse. 

I’m not exactly proud of this tacky habit of mine, but considering I grew up in a household where my grandmother would pocket anything from napkins to sugar packets to handfuls of breath mints when leaving a restaurant, I figure I could have ended up much worse.

So when I saw people started sharing the cheapest things they’ve ever seen someone do on reddit, I laugh-cried through the entire thing. Below, some of the cheapest cheapskates you’ll ever encounter. 

1

Feed the goats — I mean, kids.

2

Well, that’s one way to get a free meal.

3

This actually sounds really dangerous and irresponsible.

4

That’s not *really* how BOGO works…

5

I’m glad these guys have somehow managed to make their marriage work.

6

Sounds like a lot of work…

7

I suppose they can just catch up and chat once they get home.

8

The scrubs really get me.

9

Sounds like car-ma to me.

10

I would be embarrassed to have this woman in my friend group.

11

Talk about a positive attitude!

12

Penny-wise, pound-foolish, indeed.

13

OK, with all the research she did, this borders on impressive.

14

I didn’t realize you could split a fork…

15

This Petsmart employee has seen it all.

16

I didn’t know amounts this large were even written out on checks.

17

Because who wants to use their own toilet paper?

18

Yea, I wouldn’t keep this guy around my friend group much longer…

19

I don’t think this is what they meant when they invited them to a “potluck.”

Source : https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/09/05/YOQNg/cheap-people