I can’t remember the last time I bought a pen. I mean, there are perfectly good ballpoints rolling around every time you have to pay for food at a restaurant, or check in to a hotel, or go anywhere, really. And if it writes finely enough (I’m a .3 to .5 girl) in black (keep your blue pens), I’ll probably check my periphery and slip it in my purse.
I’m not exactly proud of this tacky habit of mine, but considering I grew up in a household where my grandmother would pocket anything from napkins to sugar packets to handfuls of breath mints when leaving a restaurant, I figure I could have ended up much worse.
So when I saw people started sharing the cheapest things they’ve ever seen someone do on reddit, I laugh-cried through the entire thing. Below, some of the cheapest cheapskates you’ll ever encounter.
1
Feed the goats — I mean, kids.
2
Well, that’s one way to get a free meal.
3
This actually sounds really dangerous and irresponsible.
4
That’s not *really* how BOGO works…
5
I’m glad these guys have somehow managed to make their marriage work.
6
Sounds like a lot of work…
7
I suppose they can just catch up and chat once they get home.
8
The scrubs really get me.
9
Sounds like car-ma to me.
10
I would be embarrassed to have this woman in my friend group.
11
Talk about a positive attitude!
12
Penny-wise, pound-foolish, indeed.
13
OK, with all the research she did, this borders on impressive.
14
I didn’t realize you could split a fork…
15
This Petsmart employee has seen it all.
16
I didn’t know amounts this large were even written out on checks.
17
Because who wants to use their own toilet paper?
18
Yea, I wouldn’t keep this guy around my friend group much longer…
19
I don’t think this is what they meant when they invited them to a “potluck.”
Source : https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/09/05/YOQNg/cheap-people