16 Poetic Posts That Came Out Of Nowhere

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While we may have lost Shakespeare many years ago, at least we have many people following in his footsteps by stringing together words that have never hung out with each other before in a sentence. One can find these poets all over the internet, whether they’re writing newspaper headlines or eloquent social media posts. Here are 15 of our favorites collected from the subreddit /r/BrandNewSentence.

Narwhal Tusks Would Make An Excellent Band Name

Unless the Nintendo cartridges for Animal Crossing: New Horizons are made from finely ground narwhal tusks, PETA can shut up already and do something useful with their time. I mean, come on guys. Text Font Line

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Might We Interest You In Some Aerodynamic Beating Sticks?

E-Town Concrete Milkshake @lightfantastic Every Dem mayor right now is like "we thank you for your peaceful protests, we've heard you, we are doing nothing to fix any of these problems, your curfew is 2 minutes from now and l've given the cops brand new aerodynamic beating sticks" 9:27 AM · 6/1/20 · Twitter Web App <> Text Font

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