While most of us cry every time we look at our student loan payments, celebrities are lucky enough to have money to blow on the most ridiculous purchases. And no, we’re not just talking about a $10,000 purse or a million-dollar house — we’re talking about signs of wealth that go beyond the norm, from miniature dog mansions to paying a full-time person to simply hold their drinks.
Below, a few examples of stars’ most exorbitant splurges. (Get ready to feel broke.)
They buy $14 million heart-shaped islands as gifts.
They buy first-class airplane seats just for their hats.
They buy their kids miniature Lamborghinis.
They rent out the Eiffel Tower.
They buy entire vineyards as birthday gifts.
They buy $2 million humidifiers.
They buy mansions for their dogs.
They pay people just to hold their drinks.
They impulsively buy whole towns.
They hire whole fire brigades to protect their estates.
They spend $100,000 on leggings.
They have human alarm clocks.
They buy bathtubs designed to form their bodies.
They waste money on ghost readers.
They pay people to watch their shoes.