10 Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Funny

Astronomically funny space puns to tell at your next get together.

What’s your favorite space pun? Leave it in the comments!

1. How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?

Rocket.

2. Where do planets download music from?

Neptunes.

3. Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter.

4. Why did people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.

5. Why didn’t Earth get a birthday party?

Because no one wanted to planet.

6. How do you know when the moon is going broke?

When it’s down to its last quarter.

7. Why was Jupiter heartbroken?

Because their crush only wanted a plutonic relationship.

8. What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

9. Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?

At a parking meteor!

10. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it’s full.