1. How does Moses make his coffee?
2. Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
Because it was a bird of pray.
3. What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
4. At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
5. What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
6. What can you do for a sick Christian?
I don’t know, ask the doctrine.
7. How do you know when a priest needs to lose weight?
When he holds too much mass.
8. If you need an Ark
I Noah guy.
9. What is a Christian’s favorite position?
10. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.