Sometimes nothing goes your way. Take for example…
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The person who might just want to wear a seat belt next time:
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The person who learned the hard way to never let a friend cut your hair:
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The person who must never wipe their derrière ever again:
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The person whose candle absolutely erupted all over their television:
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The person who found probably one of the worst notes you can find inside their hotel room:
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The person who will forever be trapped upon their roof after their ladder fell:
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The person who found the magical flying pizza slice:
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The person who’s been seasoning their food with a healthy heap of dust:
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The person whose iPhone broke in a way previously thought impossible:
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The person who might have forgotten something in Australia:
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The person whose child created these extremely cursed noodles:
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The person who is quite literally living a nightmare:
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The person who made that classic mistake of buying plates that will kill you if you eat off them:
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The person who bought a $120 iPhone and got… this:
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The two people who have probably the worst Scrabble luck I have ever seen:
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The person who is now, for the foreseeable future, livin’ on BUG TIME:
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The person who got hooked like a bath towel like a dang halibut:
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The person with the driest pasta I have ever laid my eyes on:
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The person who might have created a new life-form after leaving this in their car:
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The person whose cheeseburger was more like a cheese (singular) burger:
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The person who was bested by a little tiny ball:
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The person who is pioneering the art of extremely slow cooking:
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The person whose pressure cooker might have a couple issues with it:
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The person who is eatin’ good at the dang rabbit conference:
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The person who got absolutely jacked up on Tylenol:
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The person who dropped their beautiful work of art and had it turn into… this:
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The person who gave their boy a heapin’ helpin’ of beef broth:
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The person who spilled tea all over right before an important presentation:
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The person who’s having trouble with their hands melting off while doing dishes:
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The person who went into the bathroom and found this on their precious little toothbrush:
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The person who will hoop their hula no more:
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The person whose cat will forever be etched in concrete:
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The person whose nutcracker became the very thing they hated… the Nutcracked:
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The person with the luckiest toilet in town:
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The person who was lucky enough to get to watch their movie with Smell-O-Vision:
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The person who might just wanna keep some citronella on hand for the foreseeable future:
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The person whose haircut is juuuuust a bit askew:
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The person whose backyard dog-poop situation is reminiscent of the dang fields of Verdun:
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The person whose ribs would be an absolute smash hit if only they were cooking for Beelzebub:
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The person whose neighbor was nice enough to give their light a nice little bubble bath:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their big ol’ hunka corn:
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The person whose phone should finally be usable in a short 72-day period:
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The person who might wanna grab the Dyson real quick:
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The person who cooked a delicious goop with their brand-new pizza stone:
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This person who loves their cat very much, I’m sure:
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The person who just harvested this absolutely massive watermelon:
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The person who had this extremely tragic series of events happen to them:
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The person who had this tragedy happen to them:
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The person who is for sure getting all their essential vitamins and minerals after finding this in their takeout:
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And the person whose friend did the one thing a friend should never do — jump on their trombone:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/rough-month-oct-2022