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The most dangerous of the stringed instruments:
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A choice we must all make in life:
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The hottest dance sensation of 2023:
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The most holy of car parts:
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The best way to cook food:
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The most perfect condition something can be in:
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The most hypnotizing home appliance:
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The title of the new Indiana Jones movie:
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The most beautiful state in the nation:
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A chair with nothing to lose:
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A sickly hunk of wood:
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Every kid’s favorite backyard toy:
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Incredibly comfortable seating:
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The alternative to a leg floor:
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A couch that’s practically nipping at your toes to be sold:
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An extremely radioactive breakfast:
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The key to infinite lawn:
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(Australian guy voice):
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A little too much bike:
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Jewelry looking for a place to go:
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The most noble of the preventative fire measures:
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An amp that needs a fire distinguisher, STAT:
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A most capable air conditioner:
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A bracelet whose value can be measured:
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The finest of workout equipment:
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Ol’ Gram’s favorite body part:
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The only instrument worth playing:
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Powerful, powerful weapons:
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Poops that are not of this universe:
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The only way to get in:
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Extreme exercise machines:
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A kinda-sorta evil knife:
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A couch that stands for nothing:
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A performance that will bring tears to your eyes:
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A fine place to relax:
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The most powerful secret:
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