“watching vows from straight weddings is so disheartening. The bride is always reciting poetry like ‘from this moment until forever, my heart beats for you and you alone’ meanwhile the groom is like ‘I’ll be happy as long as you keep my belly full and my balls empty'” —@abbygov

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-women-in-march-2023