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[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA
[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-women-september-2022
New Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/OsmaniTheOttoman/