12 Tidbits About MissingNo., the Glitch Pokémon of Our Nightmares

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Like adult acne and high heeled crocs, MissingNo. should not exist. Perhaps one of the most infamous Pokémon — and perhaps not a Pokémon at all — MissingNo. was found lurking around the Cinnabar Island coast to my absolute unparalleled horror. Sure, encountering MissingNo. in the Blue or Red version was an essential part of the Old Man Glitch, and those rare candies, Master Balls and nuggets weren’t going to duplicate themselves. But MissingNo. and his graphics-distorting powers definitely gave us all the wiggins as little kids, and his legend looms large today. Even still, the most unsettling part of the legend goes back to how this creature, this “Misssing Number,” should not exist. 

However, MissingNo. does exist, and though we’ve yet to decrypt that existence in full, here’s a little bit of data on the iconic bundle of bytes.

1

The appearance of MissingNo. is largely based on your trainer name.

2

MissingNo. is tall AF and would therefore do very well on Tinder.

3

MissingNo. is a bird/normal type.

4

Even the nature of MissingNo.’s attacks are a glitch.

5

MissingNo. comes in many different forms (and sprites).

6

MissingNo. or one of his unholy relations exists in Yellow Version.

7

Nintendo low-key lied about what MissingNo. does to a game.

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And incidentally, your playground BFF lied about MissingNo. erasing your save file.

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There was a sp0000ky theory that suggested MissingNo. is the missing link between Cubone and Kangaskhan.

10

MissingNo. can’t evolve, but his glitch-sibling ‘M can.

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Another theory suggests MissingNo. is made out of crushed little Pokémon.

12

MissingNo. is still causing bugs to this day, particularly in Pokemon Sun and Moon.

Source : https://undefined/entertainment/2018/10/10/1jpWcS/12-tidbits-about-missingno-the-glitch-pokemon-of-our-nightmares

Pikachu Has Bangs Now — So Pokémon Is Basically Cancelled

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If you thought your favorite Pokémon was exempt from bad hair days, you were wrong. Just look at Pikachu, who is rocking some serious bangs right now — and fans of the anime series are less than thrilled by his makeover. The new look was revealed in the trailer for Nintendo Switch’s Pokémon: Let’s Go, Pikachu! and Pokémon: Let’s Go, Eevee!, where a feature allows users to customize Pikachu and Evee’s hair. You can also create matching outfits, but that’s another conversation. 

So many theories surround Pikachu’s unfortunate bangs — was he inspired by Beyoncé? Did he just go through a major breakup and need a change? Whatever the reason, fans are hoping Pikachu’s bangs grow out sooner rather than later (but we all know how long that can take). 

More importantly, Pokémon loyalists just want to know who is responsible for the drastic cut. “I just wanna know who’s responsible for giving Pikachu terf bangs,” one concerned fan tweeted before another added, “Who is responsible for this? Isn’t life hard enough for you bad people?” 

But seriously, there is no excuse for ever giving Pikachu, or Evee for that matter, bangs, Switch users. You’ve been warned. 

Back to those theories. Fans are convinced someone broke Pikachu’s heart, prompting the spontaneous trim. 

Or even worse… a mid-life crisis.

However, Pikachu does have some pro-bangs supporters. 

But they are few and far between. 

Is this the end of the world? 

But we all know how Pikachu really feels about the bangs. 

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Source : https://www.distractify.com/trending/2018/07/17/Z2qfboV/pikachu-bangs

50 Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off

These are some of the best Pokemon puns out there. You got to hear ’em all!

Don’t you miss watching Ash, Misty, and Brock every morning with your milk and cereal? That’s okay, because the adventures never have to end. Even though it’s going to be a while until the next game is released, you can still enjoy the world of Pokemon by reciting hilarious jokes.

Lucky for you, you don’t have to search far and wide to find the funniest Pokemon puns in existence. They are right here!

1. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

2. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?

Paras!

3. Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

4. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Arrrrrr-bok.

5. Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?

Koffin’.

6. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

A Slow-poke.

7. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

8. Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

9. Which college do Pokemon go to?

StarU.

10. What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokemon.

11. Are you a Hitmonlee?

Because your body is kickin’.

12. You must be a Charmander.

Because you’re making me hot.

13. Baby, I’m A Mismagius.

I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

14. You remind me of Deoxys.

You’re out of this world. 

15. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?

The Hokey Pokemon.

16. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

17. What do you call a low fat Pokemon?

Butterfree.

18. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

19. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.

So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

20. Why shouldn’t you do drugs?

Weedle make you high.

21. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

22. What Pokemon do people see in auctions?

Bidoof.

23. Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?

Totodile.

24. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat.

25. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

26. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?

One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

27. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!

28. What does a yellow Pokemon say before teleporting?

Abra-cadabra.

29. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?

Pikascrew.

30. Are you a Flareon?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

31. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.

Then I could be inside of you.

32. Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are shockingly beautiful.

33. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?

I choose you.

34. How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

35. How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?

Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”

36. Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

37. What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?

Dancing with the Staryus.

38. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?

Geek-achu.

39. Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most?

Staryu Wars.

40. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

41. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

42. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?

Lake Erie.

43. What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

A Pokemonsoon!

44. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

45. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The PokeBall.

46. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell.

47. How can pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!

48. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

49. What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court?

Odor  in the court!

50. I’m sorry about these bad puns.

I should’ve kept my big meowth shut. TC mark

Source : https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/06/pokemon-puns/