53 Autumn Instagram Captions That'll Make Your Followers FALL for You

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Fall is upon us and you’ve probably begun to embrace the changing colors of the leaves, daylight saving time, and, of course, Pumpkin Spice Lattes. 

If the month has you ready to cozy up in front of a fireplace, go pumpkin picking, or start planning out your Thanksgiving weekend adventures, we hope you’re Instagram-prepared. Your followers are going to want to see your outdoor adventures and how well you’re rocking out this sweater weather.

And if you have an abundance of images ready to post, but no fall captions for your Instagram, we’ve got you covered. 

From movie quotes to song lyrics, with some PSL jokes in between, read on for 53 fall captions that’ll go great on your ‘gram.

Funny Captions

“Creeping it real”

“Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice me.”

“Halloween is not a day. It’s a lifestyle.”

“The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my fall scented candles.”

“Trick or … treat yourself”

“#RestingWitchFace”

“If you fall, I’ll be there.” — The Floor

“Sorry for what I said when I didn’t have my Pumpkin Spice Latte.”

“It’s fall, y’all.”

“At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.”

Cute Captions

“Sweater weather is better together”

“Falling for you”

“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies”

“Hello, pumpkin”

“#UnbeLEAFable”

“At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.”

“Stay BOOtiful.”

“FALLelujah!”

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“FALLing in love with this brand new season.”

“Stay cozy.”

“My favorite color is autumn.”

“The trees show us how beautiful it is to let things go.”

“There are two seasons in the year: fall, and waiting for fall.”

“I’d like to see you s’more.”

“Oh fall, it’s nice to see you again.”

“Let there be pumpkin spice.” 

“Psithurism: The sound of the leaves rustling as the wind blows through the trees.”

Quote Captions

“My favorite color is October.” — Unknown

“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” — Lauren DeStefano

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus

“And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep, and Autumn was awakened.” — Raquel Franco

“Delicious Autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.” — George Eliot

“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” — Oscar Wilde

“Autumn… the year’s last, loveliest smile.” — William Cullen Bryant

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery

There is a harmony in autumn and a luster in its sky…” — Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, falling from the autumn tree.” — Emily Bronte

“Be like a tree, and let the dead leaves drop.” — Rumi

“Designers want me to dress like Spring, in billowing things. I don’t feel like Spring. I feel like a warm red Autumn.” — Marilyn Monroe

“Autumn passes and one remembers one’s reverence.” — Yoko Ono

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.” — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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Movie/TV Captions

“Ahh, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.” — The Simpsons

“How do you like them apples?” — Good Will Hunting

“Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.” — You’ve Got Mail

“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — The Great Gatsby

“Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.” – Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Song Lyrics

“Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never last. Wake me up when September ends.” — Green Day

“In the quivering forest, where the shivering dog rests, our good grandfather built a wooden nest. And the river got frozen, and the hole got snowed in, and the yellow moon glowed bright till the morning light.” — Fleet Foxes

“And if you took to me like a gull takes to the wind, I’d have jumped from my tree and I’d have danced like the king of the eyesores, and the rest of our lives would’ve fared well.” — The Shins

“Autumn in New York, why does it seem so inviting? Autumn in New York, it spells the thrill of first-nighting.” — Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

“Tell her to weave it in a sycamore wood lane, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. And gather it all with a basket of flowers, and then she’ll be a true love of mine.” — Simon and Garfunkel

“The autumn days swung soft around me/ Like cotton on my skin/ But as the embers of the summer lost their breath and disappeared/ My heart went cold and only hollow rhythms resounded from within.” — Fiona Apple

“I’m still in love with you, I want to see you dance again. Because I’m still in love with you on this harvest moon.” — Neil Young

Source : https://www.distractify.com/fyi/2018/11/08/1om5yK/fall-captions-for-instagram

Chrissy Teigen, Queen of the Internet, Delights Followers With This Savage Clapback

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There’s no denying that Chrissy Teigen is the queen of the internet. Along with Kelly Ripa and Busy Phillips, she almost single-handedly makes Instagram a worthwhile place to spend one’s time. 

Because when she’s not posting cute photos of her adorable family or giving us food envy with her many late-night munchie stories, she uses the platform to show off an art she’s perfected: The Savage Troll.

The ability to troll seems to be a natural gift Chrissy was born with. I mean, remember the time she tirelessly took to both Twitter and Instagram to troll her husband, heartthrob John Legend, with Arthur memes?

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She was recently caught trolling again, but this time it didn’t implicate any members of her family. As a matter of fact, some might say the person who prompted this epic comeback was asking for it.

Our beloved Chrissy recently went on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live to discuss the work she’s been up to, namely her collaboration line with Target and the release of her new cookbook, Cravings: Hungry for More.

What she wasn’t there to discuss, however, was her body image.

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Chrissy Instagrammed some on-set photos along with an excited “WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT!!! @bravoandy @rhoc_kellyddodd ahhhh!!” We’d be ecstatic too if we were invited on the air with Andy Cohen.

But a bitter follower was quick to criticize Chrissy’s look on the show, writing “You look beautiful but you should grow your hair long. Girls with round faces should not have short hair like that. It makes your face look huge. Been there….believe me….LONG HAIR” followed by a thumbs-up emoji.

And Queen Chrissy didn’t hesitate for a moment before putting this troll back in her place. She tagged her account and delivered this savage reply:

“Honestly wow thank you because when I wake up each morning I wonder what @bcnjw would do and then I try to make her happy so this was a mistake on my part.”

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And it appears the clapback was so next-level, it prompted the troll to delete her account all together. Not like we’re sad about it, or anything.

The internet reveled in Chrissy’s glorious comeback, commenting, “My Lord. Why did @bcnjw feel the need to post that? Who the hell raises people to be so rude and egocentric? Keep your nasty useless comments to yourself. Get some manners and respect.” Another follower chimed in to add, “I’m pretty sure Chrissy Teigen is the most amazing person on earth and if you’re not following her on IG or cooking any of her recipes (she has 2 cookbooks now) then you need to asap. I always thought wolves were my spirit animal and I was wrong. My spirit animal is Chrissy Teigen.”

Though there were also a fair share of users who agreed with the original comment and think Chrissy’s new hairstyle doesn’t flatter her face. 

One person compassionately wrote, “As a general rule that is true, but for the love of god — or whoever’s important to you — don’t comment that stuff under someone’s pic. That’s as if I’d go on some random art accounts and comment stuff like ‘The line art is too thick and the shading is a bit off, trust me, I’ve been there too. You just don’t do that when you’re not friends and especially not when that person didn’t ask for it.”

And while other internet trolls also jumped into the conversation, calling Chrissy “fat” or a “flat-out b—h,” I have to agree with the comment above. As someone with a round face who’s played with short hair styles, it’s true a bob might not the most flattering look — but no stranger should be telling you that. 

While this might be Chrissy’s latest savage comeback, she’s been having a ball on social media all week. 

She recently went for a person who posted a photo of her at the Golden Globes and asked “respectfully” whether she was expecting another baby.

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To this, she responded “I just had a baby but thank you for being soooo respectful.”

She also posted a hilarious series of tweets after “accidentally” waking up in her baby’s crib.

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Dear Chrissy, if you can hear us, wherever you are, please never stop being you.

[h/t @commentsbycelebs]

Source : https://undefined/trending/2018/09/26/1Yf7HC/chrissy-teigen-clapbacks