Moms Are Now Competing to See Who Can Pack the Best School Lunch

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Actress Jenny Mollen is the queen of packing school lunches — or as she calls them on Instagram, #dictatorlunches. Jenny, who is married to fellow actor Jason Biggs, does not hold back when it comes to her son Sid’s lunchbox creations, and luckily for her followers, she shares a photo of them daily on her Instagram account. 

“I think I might need to be committed w this one,” she captioned a shot of a lunch that included Asian sushi rice (in the shape of a bunny), teriyaki chicken with pineapple, organic berries, and shrimp tempura. For another masterful lunch photo, she wrote. “Should I send an additional bowl for shells? (From right: Crab legs w dipping sauce, blinis w creme fraiche and paddlefish, strawberry grape cheer pyramid, lemon wedge).” 

However, Jenny is not the only mom that is overachieving when it comes to her child’s cafeteria meals. In fact, it is getting downright competitive. 

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Mom Aviva Wettenberg dedicates her entire Instagram account to her lunch packing skills. She evens has a website dedicated to the art. “Few things used to fill me with as much dread as packing lunches until I decided to document the lunches I was packing and started to look for inspiration outside of my own kitchen,” she explained. “I share my girls’ lunches on Instagram every day and will highlight some of my tips and tricks here.”

One of those tips is to use the LaLa Lunchbox app — which helps you plan your week out ahead of time and provides fun recipes to try. Another pro tip: the reusable PlanetBox — which sorts your school lunches into tiny compartments, providing optimal Instagram content. 

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Aviva is also able to coordinate two school lunches, with very different dietary restrictions. One is vegetarian, the other is dairy-free. “Two on-the-go lunches today. Thanks to the weather, my big kid has outdoor lunch (how amazing is that??) and my little one is off on a field trip for the day,” she wrote alongside a photo of nearly identical-looking packed lunches. “Little sandwiches for both — smoked tofu and spinach for one, chèvre, blackberries and mint for the other — and a pair of green salads.” 

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While Aviva and Jenny are hard to top when it comes to their gourmet school lunches, they have some stiff mom competition. Like Happy Little Lunch, who chronicles the lunches she packs for her vegan daughter in the second grade. “My alarm didn’t go off this morning and, man, this almost didn’t happen,” she captioned a photo of a school lunch that did not seemed rushed at all. “All you evening lunch packers are on to something, but I guess I like living dangerously!” She still managed to whip up cinnamon toast sticks, baked tofu, crispy kale, pear slices and grapes. 

Or Catherine McCord of Weelicious, who creates videos of her school lunch box creations. “To know me is to know my love of Trader Joe’s, so I made a lunch featuring some of my favorite organic go-to foods,” she wrote.” The ingredients are affordable, healthy, great for both kids and adults 👩‍👧, and ALL from Trader Joe’s. Here’s what’s inside:

  •  Inside-out bagel sandwich (I used TJ’s gluten-free bread, everything bagel seasoning + whipped cream cheese)
  • Multicolored baby carrots with tomato + basil hummus
  • Honey wheat pretzels (to dip in the hummus)
  • Apriums • Freeze-dried strawberries + blueberries (crunchy + sweet).” 

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Social media is full of moms that want their followers to know that the traditional packed school lunch of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a carton of apple juice, and some chips — or god forbid, cafeteria food – is not good enough for their kid. Meet Heather, whose Instagram account @thedailylunchboxspot, is dedicated to the meals she preps for her 3- and 4-year-olds. 

“Got a little cookie cutter happy with today’s lunch, but I find that my kiddos will often try foods that look cute over foods that don’t,” she captioned one boxed lunch. “PB&J on whole wheat (replace with sunbutter or cream cheese & jam if bringing to school), tiny crackers with cheese and roasted turkey, little bell pepper hearts on top of peas, grilled pineapple (used a grill pan on the stove. Gives it a smoky flavor that’s a little less tangy) and dark chocolate covered raisins in the treat spot.”

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So, what happens when dads try to take over school lunches? Just ask Jason, who had to take over for Jenny when she went out of town. By the end of the week, let’s just say Jason was over the whole “pretty lunch box” idea. “Guess what?? That little ^%#@ did NOT eat the avocado,” he jokingly captioned a photo of a very ripe avocado and some cash inside the lunch box. “He actually threw it away and told me he ate it. Anyway, here’s Sid’s final #daddylunch. Clockwise from top left: organic half-avocado (aged 5 days, found in dumpster behind pre-school), and 9 bucks (just go to the bodega and get whatever you want and NEVER LIE TO ME AGAIN, OK SID?!).” 

At the end of the day, this #kidslunchbox trend is making us realize our parents were just straight up lazy. (Just kidding mom, love you and your basic ham-and-cheese sandwiches). 

Source : https://undefined/trending/2018/10/11/Z2bdlGy/school-lunch-box-ideas

Woman Tricks All Her Tinder Matches Into Competing for Her — and It's Impressive AF

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One woman’s quest to be the next Bachelorette came to life when she tricked dozens of her Tinder suitors into coming together and competing for her IRL. 

One of her (lucky?) matches detailed the experience from the very first text to the ultimate reveal. Or as he described it, “An epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century, and the fall of human civilization.” 

It all started when Twitter user @bvdhai jumped on Tinder to do some swiping and came across an “attractive young lady” with no bio. A little weird, but so far no red flags

They continued texting and eventually swapped numbers — and that is when things got weird. Grab some popcorn because it’s about to get good. 

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Like any avid online dater, @bvdhai is convinced he is getting ghosted. But she reassured him she was being truthful and would reach out in a few weeks. “She says, ‘Thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure I’ll text you in like a week, I’m excited’ in my head I’m like sssssssuuuuurrrreeee I respond,” he tweeted. 

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But to his surprise (and the thousands of readers who retweeted this thread) she actually texted him back! And not only did she text him back, she scheduled a date.  

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Needless to say, @bvdhai was pleasantly surprised and agreed to meet up with her. The next day, he gets another text confirming their date. “This morning she texts me at 9 a.m. ‘hey it’s gonna rain today but I think it should clear up in time for our date.’ I’m like cool, I’ll be there.”

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So, these are some serious red flags. Would a triple threat with 3,000 followers on Instagram really need to be on Tinder when her DMs are probably blowing up on a daily basis? Nevertheless, he gets ready and heads out to meet his potential new girlfriend. 

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Once again, she reached out to let @bvdhai know that she is running late and asked him to stand by the stage. He decided to stand off to the side — and that is when he spotted her. 

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So, not only is she late, but she arrives with two bodyguards. Super casual. 

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“I immediately think I’m too f–king old for this shit,” @bvdhai explained. However, things only get worse from here. 

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“Then she says I’ve invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a Hunger Games speech about what its gonna take to date her,” @bvdhai writes. And that’s when it clicks for him and the small crowd gathered in front of the stage.  

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You would expect @bvdhai to get angry at this point, seeing as he was played into attending a clout chaser’s free performance, but he actually applauds the “DJ” for fulfilling her Bachelorette dreams. 

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However, her “fallopian fortitude” was not enough to get @bvdhai to volunteer as tribute, and he went home. But not before getting some photo evidence of what just might be the worst Tinder date ever. 

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However, this guy was definitely still interested in “Natasha”  — as she introduced herself on stage. You can watch a live-stream of the cringe-worthy moment here. About 11 guys actually stayed to take part in the competition, which included a race. So original. 

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It wasn’t long before another “victim” came forward — and revealed they were hoodwinked by Tinder’s resident Effie Trinket, too. 

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Twitter users quickly used their investigative skills to track down the mystery woman — naming Natasha Aponte as the possible actress, model, singer turned Tinder troll. Unfortunately for everyone, her Instagram page has been set to private. 

Despite being tricked into competing for a Tinder girl’s heart, @bvdhai continues to keep things positive. 

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At least she wasn’t on Tinder scamming guys for $5. Ah, dating in 2018. 

Source : https://www.distractify.com/trending/2018/08/20/imTNQ/tinder-date-gone-wrong