56 Instagram Captions for Your Best Thanksgiving Selfie

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Is it even Turkey Day if you don’t take a dinner-time selfie with your bountiful meal? Thanksgiving is all about family, good food, and getting all dressed up to go nowhere other than your living room. 

It’s also a great day to scroll through the ‘gram and vicariously live through friends’ delicious family meals, while posting equally delectable shots of your food and OOTD that’ll make your followers swoon.

But with all the commotion surrounding Thanksgiving Day, who even has the time to come up with cute and clever Instagram captions? Save yourself the headache and use some of these Thanksgiving captions for inspiration. 

That way you can save your energy for what really matters, like beating the others to seconds and thirds. You’ll be grateful for us later.

Cute Thanksgiving Captions

“I’ve never met a pumpkin pie I didn’t like.”

“Pass the sweet potatoes.”

“Keep calm and gobble on.”

“There are two things I can always count on: family and food.”

“Hey there, cutie pie.”

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“Love at first bite.”

“Stressed, blessed, and mashed potato-obsessed.”

“A happy heart is a thankful heart.”

“Eat, drink, and wear something comfy.”

“May your hearts be as full as your plates.”

“Casse-rolling up to Grandma’s house.”

“Cran-bury me with this delicious pumpkin pie.”

“Look at this feast; now let’s eat this east.”

“I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.”

“Gobble til you wobble.”

“I can’t eat another bite…oh look PIE!”

“Pies before guys.”

“I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat, my jewelry will still fit.”

Clever Thanksgiving Captions

“Stuffed with mom’s stuffing.”

“Is it nap time yet?”

“Oh my gourd — look at all this food.”

“Thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do.”

“Surrounded by good people and even better food.”

“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.”

“I only have pies for you.”

“I yam totally thankful for you.”

“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”

“Yes, we cran.”

“Don’t forget to set your scale back 10 pounds this week.”

“You miss 100% of the leftovers you don’t eat.”

“FACT: You can’t answer your family’s stressful questions if you always have food in your mouth.”

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Funny Thanksgiving Captions

“Talk turkey to me.”

“I’m all about that baste.”

“I’m just here for the food.”

“Occupation: couch potato.”

“Nobody puts gravy in the corner.”

“Leftovers are for quitters.”

“May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.”

“We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.”

“I came in like a butterball.”

“Thanksgiving: bringing out the best of family dysfunction since 1863.”

Thanksgiving Quote Captions

“For each new morning with its light, for rest and shelter of the night, for health and food, for love and friends, for everything thy goodness sends.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You want a piece of me?” — Britney Spears

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck

“Today be thankful and think how rich you are. Your family is priceless, your time is gold, and your health is wealth.” — Zig Ziglar

“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” — Oprah Winfrey

“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” — Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.” — Joey, Friends

“Don’t you put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths.” — Joey, Friends

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“It isn’t so much what’s on the table that matters, as what’s on the chairs.” — W.S. Gilbert

“Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday. It’s a day that’s American to the core, and it’s a day that’s all about what and how we eat.” — Marcus Samuelsson

“After a good dinner, we can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde

“Not a good day to be my pants.” — Kevin James

“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” — A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.” — John F. Kennedy

“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy. But here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.” — Mitchell Bader

Source : https://www.distractify.com/trending/2018/11/16/1jl0pT/thanksgiving-instagram-captions

These Lyrics From Your Favorite Artists Are Also Instagram-Approved Captions

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A good Instagram post is never complete without a fire caption. Like your picture, your Instagram caption tells a story about your life, or at least that one particular moment. Whether you’re feeling uber self-confident, trying to shade an ex, calling out your haters, or just living it up with your BFFs, these song lyrics by some of your favorite artists from 2018 will certainly elevate your pic. 

Check out a few of today’s top singers and their best Instagrammable lyrics: 

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Cardi B

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Drake

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Taylor Swift

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Ariana Grande

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Nicki Minaj

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Beyoncé

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Lady Gaga

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Post Malone

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Camila Cabello

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G-Eazy

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Migos

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Selena Gomez

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Travis Scott

Source : https://www.distractify.com/entertainment/2018/11/13/Z266u4b/instagram-caption-lyrics

53 Autumn Instagram Captions That'll Make Your Followers FALL for You

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Fall is upon us and you’ve probably begun to embrace the changing colors of the leaves, daylight saving time, and, of course, Pumpkin Spice Lattes. 

If the month has you ready to cozy up in front of a fireplace, go pumpkin picking, or start planning out your Thanksgiving weekend adventures, we hope you’re Instagram-prepared. Your followers are going to want to see your outdoor adventures and how well you’re rocking out this sweater weather.

And if you have an abundance of images ready to post, but no fall captions for your Instagram, we’ve got you covered. 

From movie quotes to song lyrics, with some PSL jokes in between, read on for 53 fall captions that’ll go great on your ‘gram.

Funny Captions

“Creeping it real”

“Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice me.”

“Halloween is not a day. It’s a lifestyle.”

“The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my fall scented candles.”

“Trick or … treat yourself”

“#RestingWitchFace”

“If you fall, I’ll be there.” — The Floor

“Sorry for what I said when I didn’t have my Pumpkin Spice Latte.”

“It’s fall, y’all.”

“At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.”

Cute Captions

“Sweater weather is better together”

“Falling for you”

“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies”

“Hello, pumpkin”

“#UnbeLEAFable”

“At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.”

“Stay BOOtiful.”

“FALLelujah!”

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“FALLing in love with this brand new season.”

“Stay cozy.”

“My favorite color is autumn.”

“The trees show us how beautiful it is to let things go.”

“There are two seasons in the year: fall, and waiting for fall.”

“I’d like to see you s’more.”

“Oh fall, it’s nice to see you again.”

“Let there be pumpkin spice.” 

“Psithurism: The sound of the leaves rustling as the wind blows through the trees.”

Quote Captions

“My favorite color is October.” — Unknown

“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” — Lauren DeStefano

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus

“And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep, and Autumn was awakened.” — Raquel Franco

“Delicious Autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.” — George Eliot

“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” — Oscar Wilde

“Autumn… the year’s last, loveliest smile.” — William Cullen Bryant

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery

There is a harmony in autumn and a luster in its sky…” — Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, falling from the autumn tree.” — Emily Bronte

“Be like a tree, and let the dead leaves drop.” — Rumi

“Designers want me to dress like Spring, in billowing things. I don’t feel like Spring. I feel like a warm red Autumn.” — Marilyn Monroe

“Autumn passes and one remembers one’s reverence.” — Yoko Ono

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.” — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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Movie/TV Captions

“Ahh, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.” — The Simpsons

“How do you like them apples?” — Good Will Hunting

“Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.” — You’ve Got Mail

“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — The Great Gatsby

“Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.” – Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Song Lyrics

“Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never last. Wake me up when September ends.” — Green Day

“In the quivering forest, where the shivering dog rests, our good grandfather built a wooden nest. And the river got frozen, and the hole got snowed in, and the yellow moon glowed bright till the morning light.” — Fleet Foxes

“And if you took to me like a gull takes to the wind, I’d have jumped from my tree and I’d have danced like the king of the eyesores, and the rest of our lives would’ve fared well.” — The Shins

“Autumn in New York, why does it seem so inviting? Autumn in New York, it spells the thrill of first-nighting.” — Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

“Tell her to weave it in a sycamore wood lane, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. And gather it all with a basket of flowers, and then she’ll be a true love of mine.” — Simon and Garfunkel

“The autumn days swung soft around me/ Like cotton on my skin/ But as the embers of the summer lost their breath and disappeared/ My heart went cold and only hollow rhythms resounded from within.” — Fiona Apple

“I’m still in love with you, I want to see you dance again. Because I’m still in love with you on this harvest moon.” — Neil Young

Source : https://www.distractify.com/fyi/2018/11/08/1om5yK/fall-captions-for-instagram

Blake Lively Is Officially The Queen Of Instagram Captions

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You’re probably familiar with Blake Lively and her uncanny ability to provide some of the best social media clapbacks and roasts to her husband, Ryan Reynolds.

But she’s not only hilarious in a battle of roasts and wits, people.

If you’ve ever taken the time to just simply read the captions for her Instagram posts, outside of her jocular-comment-feuds, you’d be rewarded with beauty like this.

Now you might’ve thought she was funny before, but 2018’s definitely been her year when it comes to bar-none, funny-as-heck captions.

Like when she was feeling herself, but her daughter was baffled by her choice in clothing.

When she made you feel bad about your crumby commute to work.

There was this wonderfully dirty joke she made at the Deadpool 2 premiere.

When she poked fun at her fashion choices with this school-days throwback.

When she got Anna Kendrick involved in roasting her hubby, Ryan Reynolds.

When she got real about why she’s not hugging you in a photo: her dress matters more.

When she gave in to the fact that she became a basic Instagrammer and sacrificed her wonderful coffee for the perfect photo op.

When she admitted to being out of J. Lo’s league when it came to nailing her trademark “eye look.”

When she was totally not lying about being makeup free.

There was this adorable selfie she uploaded with her mom.

When she basically proved that she second-guesses everything and gets all overly-analytical as much as the next person.

She isn’t afraid to admit when she fangirled hard.

When humble-bragged about her hair braiding skills.

When she shamelessly rocked this jumpsuit straight outta the early 2000s.

When she didn’t care about not being subtle.

And she’s unapologetic about her pastry decorating skills.

And finally, when she dished out on why she really got in the movie-making business.

Best. Instagram. Captions. Ever.

Source : https://www.distractify.com/trending/2018/06/27/2lGCbK/blake-lively-ig-queen