27 People Share Horrifying Weddings They've Ever Experienced and They Are Full O'Cringe

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Planning a wedding for many people is oftentimes a super nerve-wracking experience. There’s a myriad of things that could go wrong at every toss and turn. From the DJ, to the flower arrangements, to the caterer messing up food orders, to guests showing up late, to drama between families or the couple themselves who are getting married.

It’s beautiful when it all comes together nicely, however, and people manage to pull it off without a hitch. But sometimes, boiling problems blow up at the worst possible moment, like during the wedding itself.

Whether it was random acts of sadness, awkward confrontations, or just poor planning, these Redditors shared some of the craziest moments from weddings they’ve ever experienced.

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Dance till you’re dead.

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Semi-Charmed kind of wedding.

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Three hours of speeches.

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Shameless.

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“Small” wedding.

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Three-way with Jesus.

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So. So. Sad.

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Potluck…no food.

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A “book” wedding.

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“Probably.”

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The “forest” wedding.

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Turkey Vultures.

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Annulment, but then…

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Mormon temple.

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Gross budget wedding.

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BURNING RED FLAGS.

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Cold outdoor wedding.

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Wind and a terrible caterer.

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English coastal wedding in January.

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Starving like Marvin’, giiirrrlll.

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They’re both so so bad.

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McDonald’s on the way home.

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Youtube > DJ.

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Divorced parents beefing.

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Stick to the sermons, Padre.

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Cowgirl wedding in 90-degree weather.

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Don’t upset the tropical birds.

Source : https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/11/15/Z1e9DKJ/bad-wedding-experiences

27 Motivational Quotes That Won't Make You Roll Your Eyes

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Whether you’ve got the Sunday blues or are struggling to get over that Wednesday slump, you might be looking for some words of encouragement to make the rest of the week feel less a pointless drag. 

And while you can surely find a repository of Winston Churchill quotes that will make you scoff and roll your eyes — because what could a dead, white British politician have said sixty years ago that would resonate with my life today? — what follows are not those quotes.

From the most encouraging movie moments to motivational celebrity tweets, here are 27 inspirational quotes that will (I promise) make your week so much better. And if you’ve got a friend going through the mud, send them these encouraging quotes, too. After all, what’s more uplifting than sharing a good laugh?

1.  “You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” —Dita Von Teese

2.  “Be as good as your dog thinks you are, as rich as your kids think you are, and as handsome as your mother thinks you are.” —Unknown

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3.  “All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.”

—J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

4. “There are two rules to success: Never tell everyone everything you know” —Roger H. Lincoln

5. “I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times, I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” —Michael Jordan

6. “I’m helping to put a man on the moon.”—A cleaner at NASA

7. “After the game, the pawn and the king go into the same box.” —Unknown

8. “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” —John Lennon

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9. “The circumstances of one,s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” —Mewtwo, Pokémon: The First Movie)

10.  “We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same instead of always looking at what’s different… Well, who knows?” —Meowth, Pokémon: The First Movie

11. “Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there’s the superhero and there’s the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he’s Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn’t become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he’s Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red ‘S,’ that’s the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears — the glasses, the business suit — that’s the costume. That’s the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He’s weak… he’s unsure of himself… he’s a coward. Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the whole human race.” —Bill, Kill Bill, Vol. II

12. “Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.” —J.K. Rowling

13. “Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies while still alive. Never surrender.” —Tupac Shakur

14. “They don’t think it be like it is but it do.” —Oscar Gamble

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15. “Girls, girls, get that cash. Whether it’s nine-to-five or shaking that ass. Ain’t no shame, ladies, do your thing. Just make sure you’re ahead of the game.” —Missy Elliot

16. “When you do something right, people won’t think you’ve done anything at all.” —God Entity, Futurama

17.  “I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.” (Edna Mode, The Incredibles)

18. “A year from now you will wish you had started today.” (Unknown)

19. “The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.” —-Steve Furtick

20. “Live your life so that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil goes ‘Oh [crap], he’s up.”http://www.distractify.com/” —Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

21. “Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” —Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

22. “To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what’s the point of living?” —Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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23. “People used to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, and I would say what a stupid question. The real question is what am I now?” —Jaden Smith

24. “People tell me to smile. I tell them the lack of emotion in my face doesn’t mean I’m unhappy.” —Jaden Smith

25. “Trees are never sad. Look at them every once in awhile. They’re quite beautiful.” —Jaden Smith

26. “And after awhile, you learn that you don’t need anyone else in order to survive. No one else is ever going to always be there, no matter what they say or promise you. You just gotta suck it up, accept it, & keep on keepin’ on.” —Gerald, Hey Arnold!

27. “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you’re a vegetarian.” —Dennis Wholey

I hope these funny, witty and downright ridiculous quotes (inspirational because if Jaden can blow minds on Twitter by imparting wisdom, what’s stopping you?) were the pick-me-up you needed today. 

Now go kick the rest of the week’s butt!

Source : https://www.distractify.com/fyi/2018/11/01/Z1kQ95X/encouragement-quotes

27 People Who Will Make You Feel a Lot Better About Being Clumsy

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Getting injured is rarely ever fun (I guess it depends on the situation, but I digress). But if you’re going to get hurt, it might as well be for something that’s worth it, like fighting for the world title, or saving a child from getting hit by a car.

Suffering an injury in an embarrassing situation literally adds insult to injury, but it at least makes for a good story that you could look back on and laugh. Like that horrifying and humiliating intro scene to There’s Something about Mary.

But getting injured in a completely mundane situation? That’s not fun. Nor cool. You don’t even have that embarrassing of a “yup that happened to me” kind of story to go along with the injury, except for the fact that something totally unremarkable caused you to get hurt in the first place.

The following unbelievably horrible injuries that occurred in the most innocuous of ways from this AskReddit thread are those kinds of ouchie-wawas.

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Getting out of bed.

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Putting socks on.

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Back-breaking laughter.

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Collar bone.

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Torn ACL

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Washing hands.

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Petting a cat.

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Getting cozy.

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Eating waffles.

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Using a telescope.

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Napping.

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Opening a band-aid.

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Sneezing.

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Ping Pong.

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Waving.

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Stubbed toe.

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Pooping.

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Leaning back.

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Bowling.

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Opening condoms.

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Standing.

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Grabbing a folder.

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Picking up laundry.

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Turning off an alarm-clock.

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The egg and the pole.

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Slept “wrong”.

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Stepping off a curb.

Source : https://undefined/humor/2018/10/24/ZaOKzj/hopelessly-clumsy-people

'Dancing With the Stars' Season 27 Will Kick Off Without Judge Julianne Hough

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Unfortunately, you will once again not be seeing Julianne Hough for Season 27 on Dancing With the Stars. The former Mirror Ball champion turned DWTS judge is continuing her exploration into other projects, and will not be returning as a judge on the ABC hit show.

The professional dancer/actress, 30, started off the series as a dancer on the show from Season 4 until Season 8. Her growing success helped her to land a seat at the judges’ table in 2014. Since her time on the show, she has participated in other projects, such as movies (Footloose and Rock of Ages), a successful dance tour with her brother Derek Hough, and has upcoming credits in Bigger and One Hit Wendy

Her initial decision to not come back for Season 25 through Season 27 transpired after she wanted to pursue other creative opportunities. “So many things are happening,” she previously told Entertainment Tonight in a March 2018 interview. “Obviously, Dancing has always been my family. I was on it, I left for a little while, I came back. So, who knows what will transpire [in the future]. But as of right now, I’m focusing on [Blackpool], my acting and then my music. That’s really sort of my focus right now.” 

Though the former judge may have settled down — she married NHL player Brooks Laich in 2017 — her career is certainly heating up. 

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We all may be a little sad that the blonde beauty is not coming back for another season of DWTS, but good news, the other judges are returning! You will see Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba, and Bruno Tonioli, giving their feedback (though you may not always agree), during tonight’s season premiere. 

 Why aren’t Peta and Maks returning to DWTS?

Sadly, our favorite DWTS couple, Peta Murgatroyd and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, will not be appearing on Season 27. Though the reason behind their departure is questionable, Peta hinted that she may be trying for baby No. 2. 

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“Maybe in the next six months,” Peta told ET of her baby-making plans. “I think that would be a healthy, good time for us.”

She continued, “I’ve always wanted to have a big family. I came from a pretty small one that was scattered all over the world, so to come into a Russian household like this one — I sort of just claimed about 50 family members, so it’s great.”

The famous duo appeared in the dance show in Season 25, then skipped last season due to their tour, Maks, Val & Peta Live on Tour: Confidential. In an interview with ET, the pro dancer revealed that she was hoping to get pregnant soon, and make a brother or sister for 20-month-old son, Shai.

While we may be sad to not see this dynamic duo returning to the stage, Maks’ brother Val and his fiancée Jenna Johnson will both be competing for the coveted Mirror Ball trophy. We can’t wait to see what these pros and stars bring to the table in Season 27.

Be sure to tune in tonight for Season 27 of Dancing With the Stars on ABC at 8 p.m EST.

Source : https://undefined/entertainment/2018/09/24/Z2jSfSS/what-happened-to-julianne-hough-dwts

27 Everyday Annoyances That'll Instantly Make You Rage

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It seems like every time I log into Instagram I see a bunch of inspirational quotes from yoga people that promote healthy thinking and being in zen states of mind by not allowing anyone to get you angry.

Like, “don’t sweat the small stuff” or some other platitude that makes you think you can easily cut out the shallow things that really, really get to you.

Well I’m sorry but it’s not that easy. I can’t do a downward-facing crane spiral pose and just pretend like a guy blasting garbage music on his speakerphone while everyone’s minding their own business on the train, not to mention taking up two seats with his backpack, is not going to bother me. It is going to bother me and I’m happy that it bothers me because I don’t ever want to be as ill-mannered as that piece of human garbage who I hope misplaces his ticket when the conductor comes by and is forced to step off the train and get stranded for hours before he finally makes it back to whatever snakepit he calls home.

Sorry, I might have gone a bit overboard for a second there, but I know there are more than a few people out there who get bothered by everyday annoyances, like these peeps in this AskReddit thread.

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I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.

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GREAT! Now I have to get out of my car…

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Zig-zaggers are infuriating.

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It’s called a passing lane for a reason. If you aren’t passing in it, then get the heck out.

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Headphones popping out your ears outta nowhere is mad infuriating.

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The worst is when they’re eating apples.

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I can’t help but mock them with a humpty-dumpty walk.

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I’m not angry now, but I’m gonna get angry real soon.

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Seriously I want to know who leaves trash in their shopping carts.

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So. Many. Triggers.

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You shouldn’t be given a license unless you’ve mastered the art of the creep roll.

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There’s a reason I’m not turning, you moron.

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Have you taken two seconds to look at me and what I’m doing?

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Drivers just need to do better in general.

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You trying to kill me?

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Sure, thanks for the tip. Now can you finish pouring my coffee?

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Hey there, you garbage song…

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We’re eating at PB&J’s next time. I’m making sandwiches and we’re sitting on the couch.

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I’m aware of my deadlines, co-worker/housemate.

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Dispose of that cancer stick properly, please.

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The terrible things about container ownership that Tupperware doesn’t warn you about.

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Great, now I have to run to catch it.

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Almost as bad as wet socks.

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Gee, thanks. No, it’s not like I value my time or anything.

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Total disregard for printer protocol.

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We know you have horrible taste in music, you don’t need to advertise it.

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Keep your hands to yourself.

Source : https://undefined/humor/2018/09/13/URmx2/instant-rage