18 Sign Language Jokes That'll Have You Spelling L-M-A-O

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Some jokes, usually physical comedy, can break language barriers. Sure, different people from different parts of the world might find certain gags funnier than others, but there’s some type of comedy that’s universal.

I personally have always most enjoyed humor that speaks to me specifically. Whether it’s obscure references or a play on words that’s endemic to my area or culture, I get tickled pink when I feel like a quip was meant for a select few who are “in the know.

After reading through some of these hilarious sign language jokes, I kind of wish I brushed up on my ASL so I’d get to use some of these in person. As funny as these are to read, I can only imagine how much better they’d be to actually use in a conversation.

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To sign, or not to sign.

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Pew pew

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The deaf giant.

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Some British Sign Language

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How you sign “stalker” in New Zealand…

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Wanna spell El Paso?

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That guy must really like pizza.

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Under where?

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So punny

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BRB, checking my Facebook real quick.

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Hungry? Or…

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Not a mistake…

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Some dark humor for you…

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You’re too, shy, shy.

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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

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Those Londonders are crazy, I hear.

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Not that kind of turtle…

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Bob, with two Os…

Source : https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/12/10/hgdvoEy/sign-language-jokes

Jon and Kate Gosselin's Twins Mady and Cara Are Officially 18!

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When Jon and Kate Gosselin welcomed sextuplets in 2004, they made headlines — and it wasn’t long before TLC offered the family a reality show. However, before Jon and Kate welcomed six babies at one time, they were the proud parents of twin girls, Madelyn (Mady) and Cara. 

During their 11 seasons on Jon and Kate Plus 8, Mady and Cara were the perfect big sisters to their younger siblings,  Aaden, Alexis, Leah, Collin, Hannah, and Joel (now 14 years old). Fast forward to 2018, and it’s hard to believe that the girls are celebrating their 18th birthday. 

“HAPPY 18th Birthday, Cara and Madelyn! There are no words to describe how proud I am of you both. Despite the many turbulent times you’ve had to deal with so far in life, you have emerged as wise, level-headed, reasonable, forgiving, loving, kind and absolutely brilliant ADULTS,” Kate captioned an emotional post on Instagram. “I can say that I’ve poured endless love into you and fought tooth and nail for the best for you, but I cannot possibly take credit for the truly wonderful humans (adult humans!) you have become! You will thrive in life, I am certain, and I will still be with you every step of the way going forward, continuing to guide you and love you. I love you both so very very much and I wish peace, happiness and the great successes I know are coming your way!” 

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Just like most teenage girls, Mady and Cara had their rebellious stage. Like that one time during an interview on The Today Show when they refused to respond to any questions. When asked by the host Savannah Guthrie if they were doing OK, they just sat their silently, prompting Kate to explain. “They get really frustrated that people assume certain things in our house and they always say, ‘But that’s not how it is, mommy. Why do they say that about us?”http://undefined/” Kate said at the time. “They’re just really regular, every day, awesome teenagers.”

Since then, they have changed a lot. Unfortunately, they are still practicing the silent treatment when it comes to their estranged father, who they no longer talk to. “He makes it seem like we’re being kept from him, which is insane,” Mady told People magazine. “He should maybe spend some time thinking about why we don’t want to see him, and maybe realize that if he ever does want a relationship with us, talking about us on TV is not the way to make that happen.”

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She continued, “He doesn’t even know us. How can he dare to talk about us?” Ouch. However, that did not stop Jon from wishing his oldest daughters a happy birthday on social media… In Jon’s defense, he blames Kate for the estrangement.  

“I see Mady,” he explained to Entertainment Tonight. “Like, when I drop the kids off, Mady comes down and I talk to her like, ‘Hey, how’s school?’ but they haven’t been to my house, or stayed at one of my houses, in three years. Regardless of what Mady and Cara said about me, I know they love me,” he adds. “I know my mom’s talked to them, so I know maybe there will be a relationship down the road, you know, when they’re adults and they figure out the truth.”

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So, what’s next for Mady and Cara now that they are officially adults? Fans can watch out for the girls on their mom’s upcoming reality show, Kate Plus Date. “Now that they’re older and talking about dating and how they’re all gonna get married someday … it became apparent: they want someone for me. They want me to have somebody in my life,” Kate said of Mady and Cara’s involvement in the show. 

Custody drama aside, with graduation just around the corner, Mady and Cara are busy preparing to go away for college — and Kate is already dreading the emotional moment. “My heart hurts because you’re almost adults and will soon leave for college, yet it smiles because I am seeing who you’ve become: brilliant, beautiful, kind, caring, logical, responsible, empathetic, honest, amazing individuals,” she wrote earlier this year. Someone get Kate a tissue ASAP!

Source : https://undefined/entertainment/2018/10/09/Z2mytqJ/gosselin-twins-now

18 Losers You Should Bring Home If You Want Your Whole Family to Hate You

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Let’s face it: We’ve all dated some kind of loser. Fine, maybe not those of us who met our life partners in middle school, or those who’ve had arranged marriages, or those who are just full of self-worth and dignity and would never swipe right unless the person in question was straight out of some Top 10 magazine. 

But for the rest of us earthlings who’ve cruised the dating circuit at different levels of casualness, it can be easy to become blinded by our loneliness and their good looks, and therefore end up canoodling with some version of a total utter loser you wish you could erase from your personal history log.

However — and bear with me here — as horrible as these individuals are to us (here’s looking at the live-in ex who threw my dog and me out to the curb in the dead of winter after falling for someone else overnight), it’s often much more painful to experience these losers from the outside. Like, I’m pretty sure every time my sister told me something awful her ex-boyfriend said to her, it hurt me more than it even hurt her. And that’s because we’re protective of the people we love, and we don’t want to see them suffer with objective losers.

People on reddit banded together to share their stories of the biggest losers their family members dated, and the results are both cringe-worthy and heartbreaking. Below, 18 of the most horrible people in the world you’re going to want to crucially avoid like the plague. 

And if you think you could afford to become a better partner to your S/O, scroll through the list to at least make sure you’re nothing like these guys.

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The guy who lies about being a Navy Seal.

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The guy who invites his mistress to live with him and his wife.

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The “hippie” whose carpet walked all over him.

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The guy who doesn’t know the difference between the sun and the moon.

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The really possessive chick.

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The dude who had so many red flags, his ex-wife even reached out.

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The manipulative and controlling bride-to-be.

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This dude from the internet.

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The dude with terrible tattoo taste.

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The dude who enables his girlfriend’s depression.

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The chick who faked all of her injuries.

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The dude who extorts her family.

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The dude who wants his girlfriend to drop out of school.

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The dude who stole her money.

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The guy without ambitions.

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The guy who isolates and controls his wife.

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The guy who’s a total narcissist.

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This complete tool — where to even begin…

Source : https://undefined/relationships/2018/09/14/ZdmWm3/dating-loser

18 Universally Infuriating Things That'll Undeniably Make You Cringe

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We’ve all been there. Having an absolutely carefree day, enjoying the cloudless sky when the smallest thing makes us tick, and suddenly the whole world has exploded into shambles. 

For me, it’s being at a dinner party, enjoying my meal and the company I’m in when someone cuts their steak too aggressively and their knife grazes the plate just so — resulting in the shrill sound I can only compare to a nails-on-a-chalkboard moment. 

Whatever minor misfortunes annoy the hell out of you, you can be sure, thanks to the internet, that you’re not alone. 

Below, 18 of the most universally infuriating misfortunes that’ll be sure to give you a panic attack. Or at least make you really, really cringe.

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The classic link click.

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This tears me apart.

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How low can you go?

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BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEP BEEP!

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OTHER. DRIVERS.

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It’s called fashion, try it sometime.

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First-world problem, but STILL.

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Cringe can’t begin to cover this.

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Toilet woes.

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When you’re REALLY trying your best.

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Patience, people.

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This could be an ad for those bluetooth earbuds.

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It’s not just you.

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Will we ever outgrow this phenomenon?

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Disastrous AND humiliating.

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I would like to meet one person in the world who remembers their password every single time.

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Stairway to hell, for real.

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#SelfCareProblems

Source : https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/08/29/Z4QqKr/cringe-reddit